Keir clubs himself with the lead pipe in No 10 game of No Cluedo | John Crace
It’s the worst game of Cluedo in town. Four players dealt a hand of cards. Without turning them over, player one makes the first guess. “Just one question. Does the suspect wear glasses?” he asks. “Yes,” replies player two. “But he doesn’t have to pay for them.” “OK,” says player one. “It’s Keir Starmer in…